Caldari
Achura
5.00
WhereAreMyFrickenPants
Last Active:
30 days ago
Birthday:
Apr 5, 2008 (17 years old)
Next Birthday:
Apr 5, 2026 (207 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
3,840
Losses
370
Efficiency
91.2%
Danger Ratio
73.1%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
2796.39B ISK
ISK Lost
64.38B ISK
ISK Efficiency
97.7%
ISK Balance
2732.01B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
198
Solo Losses
75
Solo Kill Ratio
5.2%
Solo Efficiency
72.5%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
7
NPC Loss Ratio
1.9
Avg. Kills/Day
0.6
Activity
Very High
Character Biography
[22:37:12] Gertar Osterbort > Lord Vivec and the Contentious Beasts
A shalk and a kagouti were strutting back and forth in a foyada, casting aspersions on one another’s looks. "You are the ugliest creature alive," the shalk told the kagouti. "No, YOU are the ugliest creature alive," the kagouti told the shalk. For each thought himself most handsome, and the other most ugly.
Then Lord Vivec chanced by, and settled their dispute. "No, you BOTH are the ugliest creatures alive, and I will not have my pleasant sojourn spoiled by your unseemly squabbling." So he dealt them both mighty blows, shattering their skulls, and silencing their argument, and went merrily upon his way.
And thus Lord Vivec proved that ugliness is as much in one’s manner as in one’s appearance.
A shalk and a kagouti were strutting back and forth in a foyada, casting aspersions on one another’s looks. "You are the ugliest creature alive," the shalk told the kagouti. "No, YOU are the ugliest creature alive," the kagouti told the shalk. For each thought himself most handsome, and the other most ugly.
Then Lord Vivec chanced by, and settled their dispute. "No, you BOTH are the ugliest creatures alive, and I will not have my pleasant sojourn spoiled by your unseemly squabbling." So he dealt them both mighty blows, shattering their skulls, and silencing their argument, and went merrily upon his way.
And thus Lord Vivec proved that ugliness is as much in one’s manner as in one’s appearance.