Caldari
Deteis
5.00
Last Active:
over 4 years ago
Birthday:
Dec 13, 2006 (18 years old)
Next Birthday:
Dec 13, 2025 (92 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
1,031
Losses
74
Efficiency
93.3%
Danger Ratio
0.9%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
1094.83B ISK
ISK Lost
15.78B ISK
ISK Efficiency
98.6%
ISK Balance
1079.05B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
88
Solo Losses
12
Solo Kill Ratio
8.5%
Solo Efficiency
88.0%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.2
Activity
Low
Character Biography
IF YOU SEND ME ISK, YOU WILL GET NOTHING BACK.
Here is how it works:
0-10m ISK: you get nothing back.
10-50m ISK: you get nothing back.
50-100m ISK: you get nothing back.
100-500m ISK: you get nothing back.
500m-10b ISK: you get nothing back.
10b isk and more: you get an incredulous mail along the lines of "Dude, seriously, why?", but no ISK.
I GUARANTEE A 0% RETURN ON ANY INVESTMENT.
It may not be the best deal out there, but it's very honest and straightforward.
Also, if you attach a funny enough note to the transfer, I might just send it back, because what the hell. THIS IS NOT GUARANTEED. I may, after all, need a third Mach for something. Maybe put lasers on it and call it the Disco Boat. I don't know. Money makes you do stupid things.
So seriously, you probably shouldn't send me ISK, unless you have too much and want to send it to random people with snarky profiles, in which case sure, what the hell, I'm not your mother.
Here is how it works:
0-10m ISK: you get nothing back.
10-50m ISK: you get nothing back.
50-100m ISK: you get nothing back.
100-500m ISK: you get nothing back.
500m-10b ISK: you get nothing back.
10b isk and more: you get an incredulous mail along the lines of "Dude, seriously, why?", but no ISK.
I GUARANTEE A 0% RETURN ON ANY INVESTMENT.
It may not be the best deal out there, but it's very honest and straightforward.
Also, if you attach a funny enough note to the transfer, I might just send it back, because what the hell. THIS IS NOT GUARANTEED. I may, after all, need a third Mach for something. Maybe put lasers on it and call it the Disco Boat. I don't know. Money makes you do stupid things.
So seriously, you probably shouldn't send me ISK, unless you have too much and want to send it to random people with snarky profiles, in which case sure, what the hell, I'm not your mother.