Caldari
Achura
5.01
Last Active:
5 days ago
Birthday:
Sep 30, 2008 (16 years old)
Next Birthday:
Sep 30, 2025 (19 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
485
Losses
153
Efficiency
76.0%
Danger Ratio
76.0%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
31.61B ISK
ISK Lost
54.53B ISK
ISK Efficiency
36.7%
ISK Balance
-22,920,949,126 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
346
Solo Losses
78
Solo Kill Ratio
71.3%
Solo Efficiency
81.6%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
17
NPC Loss Ratio
11.1
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
High
Character Biography
The Lone Wolf of the Wormhole Police Department since 06/07/2023
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Nothing to see here. . . . move along citizen.
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If you killed me - then my clone will meet you later.
If I killed you - You were in violation of Interstellar Universal Statute Law - "This is who we are . ."
Top 10 WHPD Facts:
Why don’t Wormhole Police ever get lost?
Because we’re the ones writing the bookmarks.
Wormhole Police motto: “You may not know where you are, but we do.”
Why did the miner try to hide in a wormhole?
Because he thought there wasn’t a law there… until we showed up.
Wormhole Police don’t knock.
We just decloak.
What’s the difference between Wormhole Police and pirates?
Pirates take your loot — we take your dignity and your killmail.
Why do Wormhole Police love polarized fits?
Because justice hits twice as hard.
Local doesn’t exist in wormholes.
Except when Wormhole Police arrive — then justice is local.
Why did the capsuleer say “hole control” three times in the mirror?
Because the Wormhole Police showed up behind him.
Wormhole Police don’t need donuts.
We feed on your tears.
You can run from the law in k-space.
In w-space, the law runs into you.
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Nothing to see here. . . . move along citizen.
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If you killed me - then my clone will meet you later.
If I killed you - You were in violation of Interstellar Universal Statute Law - "This is who we are . ."
Top 10 WHPD Facts:
Why don’t Wormhole Police ever get lost?
Because we’re the ones writing the bookmarks.
Wormhole Police motto: “You may not know where you are, but we do.”
Why did the miner try to hide in a wormhole?
Because he thought there wasn’t a law there… until we showed up.
Wormhole Police don’t knock.
We just decloak.
What’s the difference between Wormhole Police and pirates?
Pirates take your loot — we take your dignity and your killmail.
Why do Wormhole Police love polarized fits?
Because justice hits twice as hard.
Local doesn’t exist in wormholes.
Except when Wormhole Police arrive — then justice is local.
Why did the capsuleer say “hole control” three times in the mirror?
Because the Wormhole Police showed up behind him.
Wormhole Police don’t need donuts.
We feed on your tears.
You can run from the law in k-space.
In w-space, the law runs into you.