Character: Telegram Sam
Minmatar
Sebiestor
-0.70

Telegram Sam

Last Active:
almost 7 years ago
Birthday:
Jun 15, 2008 (17 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 15, 2026 (221 days remaining)
Corporation: Sebiestor Tribe

Combat Metrics

Kills
971
Losses
895
Efficiency
52.0%
Danger Ratio
0.5%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
25.68B ISK
ISK Lost
15.91B ISK
ISK Efficiency
61.7%
ISK Balance
9.77B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
96
Solo Losses
367
Solo Kill Ratio
9.9%
Solo Efficiency
20.7%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
48
NPC Loss Ratio
5.4
Avg. Kills/Day
0.2
Activity
Low

Character Biography

This char was named in honor of Bauhaus and their excellent song "Telegram Sam." Which is a cover of T. Rex's pretty excellent song "Telegram Sam." Then there's this ironical trolly version by Psihomodo Pop.

Pod & Planet EVE Fiction contests - Strange stories from the strange minds of New Eden. Check them out, some amazing reads. Or just write one. o7
2012 contest - 103 stories, CCP sponsorship, 39 bil ISK in prizes\xa0
2013 contest - 64 stories, 69 bil ISK in prizes\xa0
2014 contest - 61, stories, 39 bil ISK in prizes
2015 contest - 52 stories, 61 bil ISK in prizes
2016 contest - 46 stories, 53 bil ISK in prizes
2017 contest - 69 stories, 54 bill ISK in prizes
2018 contest - 51 stories, 71 bil ISK in prizes.

Were [sic] not your monkey and so what?
-John Lydon, a.k.a. Johnny Rotten

When I left school there was nothing to do except field work. Hard, hard labour. I didn't fancy that. So I started playing dominoes. Through dominoes I learned to read the minds of others. This has proved eternally useful to me.
-Lee 'Scratch' Perry

The difference between you and me is, I know I'm crazy.
-Old Man Jack (R.I.P.), Texas professional freshwater fish poacher

Stats (90d)