Caldari
Civire
0.44
CKmobster
Last Active:
10 days ago
Birthday:
Jun 19, 2004 (21 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 19, 2026 (225 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
1,220
Losses
115
Efficiency
91.4%
Danger Ratio
89.7%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
2299.10B ISK
ISK Lost
18.78B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.2%
ISK Balance
2280.32B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
4
Solo Losses
35
Solo Kill Ratio
0.3%
Solo Efficiency
10.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
9
NPC Loss Ratio
7.8
Avg. Kills/Day
0.2
Activity
Very High
Character Biography
The Minmatar Ship Rant (Extended version)
A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap of garbage. Get it right.
"All I need is some duct-tape and some super-glue.... good as new!"
A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap of garbage. Get it right.
"All I need is some duct-tape and some super-glue.... good as new!"