Caldari
Achura
3.15
Ariel Valentine
Last Active:
about 9 years ago
Birthday:
Jul 27, 2008 (17 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jul 27, 2026 (317 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
333
Losses
30
Efficiency
91.7%
Danger Ratio
0.9%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
47.18B ISK
ISK Lost
9.18B ISK
ISK Efficiency
83.7%
ISK Balance
38.00B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
28
Solo Losses
20
Solo Kill Ratio
8.4%
Solo Efficiency
58.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
10
NPC Loss Ratio
33.3
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet, and landed on Bootsy Collins's house.
Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.
Two months later, he was world-famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees.
One day, Parliament was traveling on the mothership, fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July the Second, 1979, the Day the Funk died.
The Day The Funk Died
Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer. But he took one look at all of those mauve titties and he lost his mind. He began to milk the Funk. Made himself a Funk shake. Began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see 'round corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slapping a bass guitar fast and loose like some kind of delirious, funky priest.
Two months later, he was world-famous with his band, Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the Funk: Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees.
One day, Parliament was traveling on the mothership, fooling around with the Funk, when George Clinton kicked the Funk clean overboard.
That was July the Second, 1979, the Day the Funk died.
The Day The Funk Died