Gallente
Gallente
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Florban
Last Active:
5 days ago
Birthday:
Apr 7, 2008 (17 years old)
Next Birthday:
Apr 7, 2026 (207 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
527
Losses
140
Efficiency
79.0%
Danger Ratio
79.0%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
939.39B ISK
ISK Lost
20.18B ISK
ISK Efficiency
97.9%
ISK Balance
919.21B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
18
Solo Losses
40
Solo Kill Ratio
3.4%
Solo Efficiency
31.0%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
5
NPC Loss Ratio
3.6
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
High
Character Biography
Meet Florban, Goat Wrangler Extraordinaire
Member of Goat To Go [G OAT] | Expert of Shenanigans and Spontaneous Explosions, Full-time Chaos Enthusiast and Part-time Wreckage Collector.
Welcome to the slightly-off-center corner of the universe where logic goes to die, and Florban thrives.
When he's not reverse-engineering killmails or accidentally fitting civilian modules in PvP,
he's out there doing what he does best: headbutting problems at warp speed
with the grace of a goat on a hoverboard.
K/D ratio?
More like K/D\xe9licieux, because every ship that explodes adds flavor to the soup of chaos.
Battle Philosophy?
"If it's dumb but it works, it's still dumb, but we're committed now."
Special Skills Include:
– Talking his way out of fleet-wiping accidents
– Inspiring confidence while clearly lost
– Disappearing mid-fight (not a DC, just… tactics)
– Owning a suspiciously high number of escape pods
Florban is the space-goat whisperer the galaxy didn’t know it needed.
Whether you find him decloaking in the wrong system or boldly charging a gate camp with a mining barge,
one thing’s for sure: you’ll remember the name… mostly because it’s on your killmail.
And now, your regularly scheduled goat transmission:
,d
88
,adPPYb,d8 ,adPPYba, ,adPPYYba, MM88MMM
a8" `Y88 a8" "8a "" `Y8 88
8b 88 8b d8 ,adPPPPP88 88
"8a, ,d88 "8a, ,a8" 88, ,88 88,
`"YbbdP"Y8 `"YbbdP"' `"8bbdP"Y8 "Y888
aa, ,88
"Y8bbdP"
ASCII Character Codes:
g = ASCII 103
o = ASCII 111
a = ASCII 97
t = ASCII 116
Capitalised:
G = ASCII 71
O = ASCII 79
A = ASCII 65
T = ASCII 84
Member of Goat To Go [G OAT] | Expert of Shenanigans and Spontaneous Explosions, Full-time Chaos Enthusiast and Part-time Wreckage Collector.
Welcome to the slightly-off-center corner of the universe where logic goes to die, and Florban thrives.
When he's not reverse-engineering killmails or accidentally fitting civilian modules in PvP,
he's out there doing what he does best: headbutting problems at warp speed
with the grace of a goat on a hoverboard.
K/D ratio?
More like K/D\xe9licieux, because every ship that explodes adds flavor to the soup of chaos.
Battle Philosophy?
"If it's dumb but it works, it's still dumb, but we're committed now."
Special Skills Include:
– Talking his way out of fleet-wiping accidents
– Inspiring confidence while clearly lost
– Disappearing mid-fight (not a DC, just… tactics)
– Owning a suspiciously high number of escape pods
Florban is the space-goat whisperer the galaxy didn’t know it needed.
Whether you find him decloaking in the wrong system or boldly charging a gate camp with a mining barge,
one thing’s for sure: you’ll remember the name… mostly because it’s on your killmail.
And now, your regularly scheduled goat transmission:
,d
88
,adPPYb,d8 ,adPPYba, ,adPPYYba, MM88MMM
a8" `Y88 a8" "8a "" `Y8 88
8b 88 8b d8 ,adPPPPP88 88
"8a, ,d88 "8a, ,a8" 88, ,88 88,
`"YbbdP"Y8 `"YbbdP"' `"8bbdP"Y8 "Y888
aa, ,88
"Y8bbdP"
ASCII Character Codes:
g = ASCII 103
o = ASCII 111
a = ASCII 97
t = ASCII 116
Capitalised:
G = ASCII 71
O = ASCII 79
A = ASCII 65
T = ASCII 84