Caldari
Deteis
5.01
Unlaiden Swallow
Last Active:
over 1 year ago
Birthday:
May 20, 2009 (16 years old)
Next Birthday:
May 20, 2026 (251 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
2,969
Losses
251
Efficiency
92.2%
Danger Ratio
0.9%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
3958.41B ISK
ISK Lost
17.65B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.6%
ISK Balance
3940.76B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
25
Solo Losses
74
Solo Kill Ratio
0.8%
Solo Efficiency
25.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
13
NPC Loss Ratio
5.2
Avg. Kills/Day
0.5
Activity
Low
Character Biography
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.
Look. Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
I’m not quite dead yet!
Please. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.
I don't want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough water wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
She Turned Me Into A Newt!
Look you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
We apologise again for the fault of the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked
I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it
Sir brave knight we are but eight score young blondes and burnettes all between the ages of 16 and 19-1/2.
Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
We are now the Knights who say... Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringm
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
TIM: There he is!
King Authur: Where?
TIM: There! <pointing>
King Authur: What? Behind the rabbit?
TIM: It IS the rabbit!
Peasant 1: Must be a king.
Peasant 2: Why?
Peasant 1: Hasn't got shit all over him.
Ni!
It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.
Look. Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
I’m not quite dead yet!
Please. This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.
I don't want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough water wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
She Turned Me Into A Newt!
Look you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
We apologise again for the fault of the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked
I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it
Sir brave knight we are but eight score young blondes and burnettes all between the ages of 16 and 19-1/2.
Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
We are now the Knights who say... Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringm
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
TIM: There he is!
King Authur: Where?
TIM: There! <pointing>
King Authur: What? Behind the rabbit?
TIM: It IS the rabbit!
Peasant 1: Must be a king.
Peasant 2: Why?
Peasant 1: Hasn't got shit all over him.
Ni!