Caldari
Civire
5.00
Bicklovin
Last Active:
over 8 years ago
Birthday:
Jan 1, 1970 (55 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 1, 2026 (112 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
1,010
Losses
240
Efficiency
80.8%
Danger Ratio
0.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
182.91B ISK
ISK Lost
67.97B ISK
ISK Efficiency
72.9%
ISK Balance
114.94B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
231
Solo Losses
92
Solo Kill Ratio
22.9%
Solo Efficiency
71.5%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
11
NPC Loss Ratio
4.6
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Low
Character Biography
So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.