Caldari
Civire
-5.32
Dirk Smacker
Last Active:
over 9 years ago
Birthday:
Jun 25, 2010 (15 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 25, 2026 (232 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
5,626
Losses
237
Efficiency
96.0%
Danger Ratio
1.0%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
2398.07B ISK
ISK Lost
18.45B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.2%
ISK Balance
2379.62B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
6
Solo Losses
74
Solo Kill Ratio
0.1%
Solo Efficiency
7.5%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
20
NPC Loss Ratio
8.4
Avg. Kills/Day
1.0
Activity
Low
Character Biography
Once a star athlete for The School Of Applied Knowledge, Dirk Smacker lost his scholarship after captaining the schools red rover squad to the regional championship in his sophomore season. He was already under investigation for stealing neocoms from dorms, bartering game-worn girdles for tattoos, testing positive for illegal boosters, blowing 0.28 BAC at a DUI gatecamp, and sleeping with the coach's quintuple of teenage daughters. However, when his name appeared on a Malkalen Truther site, the school had to let him go.
Since then, Dirk has become part-time mercenary, part-time pro athlete (led the Tama Gooseyball League in double-honkers two seasons running), and full time doer of Achuri Busty Sensations. He has a yoked physique and will not think any different of you for clicking "View Full Body" in this profile.
Since then, Dirk has become part-time mercenary, part-time pro athlete (led the Tama Gooseyball League in double-honkers two seasons running), and full time doer of Achuri Busty Sensations. He has a yoked physique and will not think any different of you for clicking "View Full Body" in this profile.