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IF YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM TO HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.

Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Disturbed
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].

I am a [please check at least one]:
[]Pirate
[]Asshole
[]Sad, sad, Panda
[]Talent Scout

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are
[] Bastards
[] Carebears
[] Handsome
[] Losers

Therefore I have taken it upon myself to enlist the help of my
[] Whole Corporation or Alliance
[] Favorite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber

to come and
[] Kill you all
[] Salute you
[] Select an appropriate wine
[] Other (Please Specify) ___________

as revenge for you destroying my
[] Ship
[] Zen buzz
[] Wallet balance
[] Ego

Thanks,
Your Name