"EVE is harsh on day one, and stays that way," Syncaine writes. "WoW holds your hand from 1-85, and makes sure you get a cookie regardless if you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place."


"Fire all weapons and open up a hailing frequency for my victory yodel!"
Zapp Brannigan


Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range ........ Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again.