Caldari
Civire
0.04
Simko Rommel
Last Active:
1 day ago
Birthday:
Jun 16, 2017 (8 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 16, 2026 (224 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
358
Losses
148
Efficiency
70.8%
Danger Ratio
70.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
22.13B ISK
ISK Lost
58.01B ISK
ISK Efficiency
27.6%
ISK Balance
-35,886,085,996 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
296
Solo Losses
69
Solo Kill Ratio
82.7%
Solo Efficiency
81.1%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
23
NPC Loss Ratio
15.5
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
High
Character Biography
Addicted is a word the week use to shame the strong.
I'm the guy who steals only one shoe from you and thro it away. For years you will be looking for that shoe. And everytime I see you I'll ask: Did you find the shoe?
On the way home, we got on the bus. And while we were waiting there, my stomach started hurting.
And I said, Jesus Christ, I don't know if I'm going to shit myself or fart, but let me just take a chance.
And I blew this fart.
That was so bad, and people started running. You know the school buses? People started running to the windows, To swing down the bus windows.
But I farted again and the teachers were going: oh my God, he's changing flavors.
I'm the guy who steals only one shoe from you and thro it away. For years you will be looking for that shoe. And everytime I see you I'll ask: Did you find the shoe?
On the way home, we got on the bus. And while we were waiting there, my stomach started hurting.
And I said, Jesus Christ, I don't know if I'm going to shit myself or fart, but let me just take a chance.
And I blew this fart.
That was so bad, and people started running. You know the school buses? People started running to the windows, To swing down the bus windows.
But I farted again and the teachers were going: oh my God, he's changing flavors.