Caldari
Civire
-0.96
Simko Rommel
Last Active:
12 days ago
Birthday:
Jun 16, 2017 (8 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 16, 2026 (279 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
262
Losses
129
Efficiency
67.0%
Danger Ratio
64.6%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
12.08B ISK
ISK Lost
41.50B ISK
ISK Efficiency
22.5%
ISK Balance
-29,420,960,947 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
212
Solo Losses
65
Solo Kill Ratio
80.9%
Solo Efficiency
76.5%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
22
NPC Loss Ratio
17.1
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Medium
Character Biography
Addicted is a word the week use to shame the strong.
I'm the guy who steals only one shoe from you and thro it away. For years you will be looking for that shoe. And everytime I see you I'll ask: Did you find the shoe?
On the way home, we got on the bus. And while we were waiting there, my stomach started hurting.
And I said, Jesus Christ, I don't know if I'm going to shit myself or fart, but let me just take a chance.
And I blew this fart.
That was so bad, and people started running. You know the school buses? People started running to the windows, To swing down the bus windows.
But I farted again and the teachers were going: oh my God, he's changing flavors.
I'm the guy who steals only one shoe from you and thro it away. For years you will be looking for that shoe. And everytime I see you I'll ask: Did you find the shoe?
On the way home, we got on the bus. And while we were waiting there, my stomach started hurting.
And I said, Jesus Christ, I don't know if I'm going to shit myself or fart, but let me just take a chance.
And I blew this fart.
That was so bad, and people started running. You know the school buses? People started running to the windows, To swing down the bus windows.
But I farted again and the teachers were going: oh my God, he's changing flavors.