Flavio Stetille

Now, this is a story all about how
My pod got blapped-turned inside out
And I'd like to take a minute
Just jump clone there
I'll tell you how I became in charge of the planet Boillair

In west Ardallabier, born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Quafin' out maxin' Crashin' all cool
And shootin some PLEX-ball outside of the school
When some Caldari dude who was up to no good
Started making ISK in my neighborhood

I got in one little brawl and my mom got scared
She said 'You're shippin' to your auntie and uncle in Boillair'
I whistled for a bridge and when it came near
The license plate said CAPF and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this bridge was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Boillair'

I beamed down to the planet about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the bridger 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Boillair.