Character: DKslopoke
Gallente
Intaki
-1.26
Last Active:
6 days ago
Birthday:
Mar 31, 2019 (6 years old)
Next Birthday:
Mar 31, 2026 (146 days remaining)
Corporation: Berm Drill Cadillacs

Combat Metrics

Kills
1,005
Losses
393
Efficiency
71.9%
Danger Ratio
71.9%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
21.31B ISK
ISK Lost
45.55B ISK
ISK Efficiency
31.9%
ISK Balance
-24,232,136,648 ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
365
Solo Losses
216
Solo Kill Ratio
36.3%
Solo Efficiency
62.8%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
70
NPC Loss Ratio
17.8
Avg. Kills/Day
0.4
Activity
Very High

Character Biography


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I follow the code of Baby Shark. "Don't shoot \\o/, I'm a fucking spai alt."

Slopoke is commonly found at the water's edge where his tail emits a sweet substance attracting fish. However, Due to his daftness he often forgets why he is there. Slopoke takes a long time to respond to outside stimuli. For example, it can take up to five seconds to process pain and can take an entire day to notice when his tail is being bitten. In some places, it is believed that Slopoke's yawn causes rain. His vacant expression is said to help some people relax, whilst causing irritation to others. It is thought that those who lead hectic lives are most likely to become relaxed. As mentioned in Pok\xe9mon Sleep, researchers have debated if Slopoke is either awake or asleep while he orbit's around doing nothing.

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RIP Charlie Kirk, God bless you and your loved ones. <3 MAGA <3 Trump <3 USA <3

Stats (90d)