Caldari
Civire
5.00
Ilyan Krychek
Last Active:
about 1 month ago
Birthday:
Dec 10, 2019 (5 years old)
Next Birthday:
Dec 10, 2025 (35 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
21
Losses
26
Efficiency
44.7%
Danger Ratio
35.4%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
9.61B ISK
ISK Lost
1.81B ISK
ISK Efficiency
84.2%
ISK Balance
7.80B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
2
Solo Losses
16
Solo Kill Ratio
9.5%
Solo Efficiency
11.1%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
4
NPC Loss Ratio
15.4
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Low
Character Biography
Larry comes home to find a gorilla on his roof. After calling several animal control numbers in the phone book, he finally calls a man who thinks he can handle this gorilla.
The man arrives at the house in a white pickup truck with his dog in the passenger seat and a rifle in the back. He hands the rifle to Larry and says "So here's what we're gonna do: I'm going to climb up onto your roof and scare the gorilla off. Once he hits the ground, I've trained my dog to go bite his nuts and shake them until the gorilla passes out. After that I'll load him up and go release him in the hills."
Larry thinks about it and decides the plan isn't half bad and may actually work. "But why'd you give me the rifle?" "If I fall off the roof, shoot the dog."
The man arrives at the house in a white pickup truck with his dog in the passenger seat and a rifle in the back. He hands the rifle to Larry and says "So here's what we're gonna do: I'm going to climb up onto your roof and scare the gorilla off. Once he hits the ground, I've trained my dog to go bite his nuts and shake them until the gorilla passes out. After that I'll load him up and go release him in the hills."
Larry thinks about it and decides the plan isn't half bad and may actually work. "But why'd you give me the rifle?" "If I fall off the roof, shoot the dog."