Character: Tel Oiv
Minmatar
Vherokior
-4.65
Last Active:
about 1 month ago
Birthday:
Dec 17, 2019 (5 years old)
Next Birthday:
Dec 17, 2025 (41 days remaining)
Corporation: Protean Concept
Alliance: Sedition.

Combat Metrics

Kills
2,043
Losses
680
Efficiency
75.0%
Danger Ratio
56.0%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
595.49B ISK
ISK Lost
63.85B ISK
ISK Efficiency
90.3%
ISK Balance
531.64B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
96
Solo Losses
224
Solo Kill Ratio
4.7%
Solo Efficiency
30.0%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
28
NPC Loss Ratio
4.1
Avg. Kills/Day
1.0
Activity
Very High

Character Biography



Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Stats (90d)