Caldari
Civire
1.87
Joachim Karsten
Last Active:
4 days ago
Birthday:
Apr 11, 2020 (5 years old)
Next Birthday:
Apr 11, 2026 (157 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
304
Losses
108
Efficiency
73.8%
Danger Ratio
73.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
89.98B ISK
ISK Lost
4.27B ISK
ISK Efficiency
95.5%
ISK Balance
85.72B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
13
Solo Losses
43
Solo Kill Ratio
4.3%
Solo Efficiency
23.2%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
14
NPC Loss Ratio
13.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Medium
Character Biography
CEO of Karsten Inc. ❃
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Name: Joachim Karsten
Corporation: Karsten Inc.
Alliance: Black Rose
Ship of Choice: Scythe, Hookbill, Condor
Joachim Karsten is the best logi pilot in all of NullSec. Many say logi is boring, no killmails, but for Karsten it is art. He is not some stupid wormholer or LowSec rat, hiding in hole like coward. No, he is strong man, with discipline and ISK, because NullSec is the only true place for real capsuleers.
Every day, he sits in Jayne GX's fleets, saving ship after ship, transferring shield like breakfast. The shield flows, the fleet is saved, and the poor wormholers, snuffed and INIT cry, because they have nothing. They say "oh no, your logi is boring" but then they broadcast for reps in fleet when they are shot. Karsten laughs at them. He has Scimitars. He has Scythes. He has ISK. What they have? Wrecks and frozen corpses.
When he not logi, he rats. Big ships, big explosions, big money. The Guristas and Blood Raiders try fight, but they only give Karsten more ISK. He fly Raven, because only real NullSec men use big, shiny ships. Not like stupid cloaky campers who hide like small boys.
Wormholers always say "Oh but our space is dangerous and mysterious!" Karsten say: "Nonesense! You only jump from hole to hole like homeless man searching for McDonald's WiFi." In NullSec, we have structure, we have economy, we have logi. Wormholers and LowSeccers have only fear.
Karsten will never stop logi. This is his empire. This is his dominion. Anyone who say logi is bad, they are just jealous. Because at end of day, a shield rep a day keeps the missiles away, ISK beats dreams, and NullSec beats all..
/s (in case it wasn't obvious)
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Kill: Lucius Villaregis (Endurance)
EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Erila
Anus Butt Cruella > Karsten Inc. FUCKYOU
~~~~~~~~
Name: Joachim Karsten
Corporation: Karsten Inc.
Alliance: Black Rose
Ship of Choice: Scythe, Hookbill, Condor
Joachim Karsten is the best logi pilot in all of NullSec. Many say logi is boring, no killmails, but for Karsten it is art. He is not some stupid wormholer or LowSec rat, hiding in hole like coward. No, he is strong man, with discipline and ISK, because NullSec is the only true place for real capsuleers.
Every day, he sits in Jayne GX's fleets, saving ship after ship, transferring shield like breakfast. The shield flows, the fleet is saved, and the poor wormholers, snuffed and INIT cry, because they have nothing. They say "oh no, your logi is boring" but then they broadcast for reps in fleet when they are shot. Karsten laughs at them. He has Scimitars. He has Scythes. He has ISK. What they have? Wrecks and frozen corpses.
When he not logi, he rats. Big ships, big explosions, big money. The Guristas and Blood Raiders try fight, but they only give Karsten more ISK. He fly Raven, because only real NullSec men use big, shiny ships. Not like stupid cloaky campers who hide like small boys.
Wormholers always say "Oh but our space is dangerous and mysterious!" Karsten say: "Nonesense! You only jump from hole to hole like homeless man searching for McDonald's WiFi." In NullSec, we have structure, we have economy, we have logi. Wormholers and LowSeccers have only fear.
Karsten will never stop logi. This is his empire. This is his dominion. Anyone who say logi is bad, they are just jealous. Because at end of day, a shield rep a day keeps the missiles away, ISK beats dreams, and NullSec beats all..
/s (in case it wasn't obvious)
~~~~~~~~~
Kill: Lucius Villaregis (Endurance)
EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Erila
Anus Butt Cruella > Karsten Inc. FUCKYOU