Character: Jamie Tott
Gallente
Intaki
5.01
Last Active:
3 days ago
Birthday:
Jun 18, 2020 (5 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 18, 2026 (226 days remaining)
Corporation: GamingApostleJ Inc. - 0 TAX
Alliance: CAStabouts

Combat Metrics

Kills
658
Losses
357
Efficiency
64.8%
Danger Ratio
64.8%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
123.29B ISK
ISK Lost
11.32B ISK
ISK Efficiency
91.6%
ISK Balance
111.96B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
54
Solo Losses
177
Solo Kill Ratio
8.2%
Solo Efficiency
23.4%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
33
NPC Loss Ratio
9.2
Avg. Kills/Day
0.3
Activity
Very High

Character Biography

CUSTOM OVERVIEW - J.T
Data/Relic Loot

Jamie Tott: From Rookie to Ruckus-Maker - The Misadventures of an EVE Online Legend

Introduction:
In the vast, unforgiving universe of EVE Online, where battles rage, empires crumble, and fortunes are made and lost, there exists a character so audacious, so unpredictable, that even the most seasoned pilots steer clear of his path. Ladies and gentlemen, let me regale you with the hilarious tale of Jamie Tott, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of capsuleers everywhere—though mostly because they're scared of laughing themselves to death.

Chapter 1: A Bold Beginning
Jamie Tott's EVE Online journey began innocently enough, like many other pilots, with a humble ship and grand aspirations. Unfortunately, his ship, lovingly named the "S.S. Beginner's Blunder," lived up to its name when he accidentally ejected himself into space during a particularly intense mining operation.

Chapter 2: Mischief on a Galactic Scale
Jamie's irreverent antics didn't stop at causing shipwrecks. One fateful day, during an alliance fleet operation, he mistook the fleet commander's orders to "engage the enemy" with "engage in interpretive dance." Picture hundreds of ships forming mesmerizing patterns across the battlefield while Jamie spun, twirled, and moonwalked among them. The enemy fleet was so bewildered that they surrendered just to avoid the cognitive dissonance.

Chapter 3: Jamie's Guide to Covert Operations
Amidst all the laughter and destruction, Jamie did find time to dabble in espionage. He managed to infiltrate a rival corporation by disguising himself as a janitorial drone, promptly renaming himself "MopMaster3000." Though his cover was eventually blown when he tried to mop up a room full of sleeping guards, his escapades earned him the "Most Impractical Spy" award at EVE's annual interstellar convention.

Epilogue:
Jamie Tott's reign of hilarity and chaos continues to this day, and he shows no signs of slowing down. In a universe where cutthroat strategy and fierce battles dominate, he reminds us all to never take ourselves too seriously.

Stats (90d)