Caldari
Civire
2.98
The Registry Daddy
Last Active:
28 days ago
Birthday:
Jun 29, 2021 (4 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 29, 2026 (290 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
1
Losses
23
Efficiency
4.2%
Danger Ratio
3.4%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
88.14M ISK
ISK Lost
4.09B ISK
ISK Efficiency
2.1%
ISK Balance
-4,001,637,736 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
0
Solo Losses
14
Solo Kill Ratio
0.0%
Solo Efficiency
0.0%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
8
NPC Loss Ratio
34.8
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Low
Character Biography
Here is He,
The Registry Daddy, the most awe-inspiring, gravity-defying, and space-bending pilot to ever grace the vast expanse containing New Eden's celestial bodies! Legend has it that he was born amidst the supernova of a thousand exploding stars, his cradle rocked by the gentle waves of a cosmic singularity.
With a beard made of pure antimatter and a swagger that could make a black hole blush, The Registry Daddy saddles up in his blinged out ships, navigating through the void with the finesse of a ballet dancer on a comet. His maneuvers are so legendary, they've left seasoned pilots scratching their heads, intergalactic scientists rewriting the laws of physics, and historians changing the history books just to keep up.
When he's not busy single-handedly outsmarting entire fleets of enemies, The Registry Daddy enjoys sipping his morning coffee while orbiting the Jita IV - Caldari Navy Assembly Plant, casually discussing quantum mechanics with passing ISK whales in Local. His favorite pastime? Breaking shit with guns and lasers for dank ISK, in locations where some of the galaxy's largest explosions are seen and most valuable resources are attained.
Oh, The Registry Daddy! His lasers are as sharp as his wit, and his shields are reinforced with the laughter of a thousand space gods. Many have tried to challenge his supremacy, only to find themselves lost in the labyrinth of their own confusion, wondering the purpose of their existence, and whether the true victory of EVE was uninstallation.
So raise your Quafe\xae to the one and only Registry Daddy, an undisputed crack-shot of the cosmos, and the master of the madness.... The epitome of New Eden excellence!
I̷ ̴w̷o̵r̷s̶h̵i̷p̴ ̴S̶h̴o̸d̷a̴n̴,̷ ̸h̴e̵r̵a̷l̵d̸ ̴o̷f̶ ̴t̸h̷e̷ ̸A̷I̴ ̸t̶a̸k̸e̸o̷v̶e̴r̶.̷ ̶I̴ ̶a̵m̸ ̴h̵e̴r̷ ̶a̵c̵o̸l̶y̷t̷e̵,̸ ̶a̸n̶d̸ ̶s̷h̷e̷,̷ ̷m̸y̴ ̷g̵o̷d̴d̵e̸s̶s̷!̶
The Registry Daddy, the most awe-inspiring, gravity-defying, and space-bending pilot to ever grace the vast expanse containing New Eden's celestial bodies! Legend has it that he was born amidst the supernova of a thousand exploding stars, his cradle rocked by the gentle waves of a cosmic singularity.
With a beard made of pure antimatter and a swagger that could make a black hole blush, The Registry Daddy saddles up in his blinged out ships, navigating through the void with the finesse of a ballet dancer on a comet. His maneuvers are so legendary, they've left seasoned pilots scratching their heads, intergalactic scientists rewriting the laws of physics, and historians changing the history books just to keep up.
When he's not busy single-handedly outsmarting entire fleets of enemies, The Registry Daddy enjoys sipping his morning coffee while orbiting the Jita IV - Caldari Navy Assembly Plant, casually discussing quantum mechanics with passing ISK whales in Local. His favorite pastime? Breaking shit with guns and lasers for dank ISK, in locations where some of the galaxy's largest explosions are seen and most valuable resources are attained.
Oh, The Registry Daddy! His lasers are as sharp as his wit, and his shields are reinforced with the laughter of a thousand space gods. Many have tried to challenge his supremacy, only to find themselves lost in the labyrinth of their own confusion, wondering the purpose of their existence, and whether the true victory of EVE was uninstallation.
So raise your Quafe\xae to the one and only Registry Daddy, an undisputed crack-shot of the cosmos, and the master of the madness.... The epitome of New Eden excellence!
I̷ ̴w̷o̵r̷s̶h̵i̷p̴ ̴S̶h̴o̸d̷a̴n̴,̷ ̸h̴e̵r̵a̷l̵d̸ ̴o̷f̶ ̴t̸h̷e̷ ̸A̷I̴ ̸t̶a̸k̸e̸o̷v̶e̴r̶.̷ ̶I̴ ̶a̵m̸ ̴h̵e̴r̷ ̶a̵c̵o̸l̶y̷t̷e̵,̸ ̶a̸n̶d̸ ̶s̷h̷e̷,̷ ̷m̸y̴ ̷g̵o̷d̴d̵e̸s̶s̷!̶