Gallente
Intaki
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Karl Jablanski
Birthday:
May 27, 2024 (1 years old)
Next Birthday:
May 27, 2026 (203 days remaining)
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Activity
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Character Biography
Karl Jablanski was not a born capsuleer. He was born in a half-condemned docking module on Javrendei VIII - Moon 13 - Republic Parliament Academy, raised among malfunctioning grav-cranes, overstimmed cargo haulers, and the constant buzz of bad deals being brokered over cheap whiskey and cheaper comms.
Originally a shuttle refurbisher for one of the lower-tier Zainou subcontractors, Karl got his start by illegally reselling “recycled” escape pods with salvaged power cores and a fresh coat of corporate-blue paint. He quickly realized the real money wasn't in quality—it was in volume, charisma, and plausible deniability.
After a minor scandal involving counterfeit Caldari safety inspection tags and a crate of malfunctioning warp stabilizers, Karl relocated to Berta VI - Moon 19 - Ammatar Consulate Bureau, where his reputation didn’t follow—just his inventory.
There, in the shady lower docks behind a noodle kiosk and a suspiciously unlicensed pleasure hub, Karl slapped a magnetic decal on a beaten Gallente shuttle and declared it:
KRAZY KARL's used Shuttles
Today, Karl operates out of two major hubs—his “flagship” hangar in Berta and his “less official” depot in Jita. He is the source for The Wormhole Police SRP program, specializing in “lightly inhabited/minimally scorched” ships, often bundled with complimentary empty Quafe cans, motivational stickers and denial-of-liability forms, provided by Rodney Jablanski
Each ship also comes with Karl's custom interior "scents".
Ask around the docking rings and you’ll hear his motto:
“At Krazy Karl’s- WE WILL SELL YOU THE WHOLE POD BUT YOU WILL ONLY NEED THE EDGE.”.
Originally a shuttle refurbisher for one of the lower-tier Zainou subcontractors, Karl got his start by illegally reselling “recycled” escape pods with salvaged power cores and a fresh coat of corporate-blue paint. He quickly realized the real money wasn't in quality—it was in volume, charisma, and plausible deniability.
After a minor scandal involving counterfeit Caldari safety inspection tags and a crate of malfunctioning warp stabilizers, Karl relocated to Berta VI - Moon 19 - Ammatar Consulate Bureau, where his reputation didn’t follow—just his inventory.
There, in the shady lower docks behind a noodle kiosk and a suspiciously unlicensed pleasure hub, Karl slapped a magnetic decal on a beaten Gallente shuttle and declared it:
KRAZY KARL's used Shuttles
Today, Karl operates out of two major hubs—his “flagship” hangar in Berta and his “less official” depot in Jita. He is the source for The Wormhole Police SRP program, specializing in “lightly inhabited/minimally scorched” ships, often bundled with complimentary empty Quafe cans, motivational stickers and denial-of-liability forms, provided by Rodney Jablanski
Each ship also comes with Karl's custom interior "scents".
Ask around the docking rings and you’ll hear his motto:
“At Krazy Karl’s- WE WILL SELL YOU THE WHOLE POD BUT YOU WILL ONLY NEED THE EDGE.”.