Minmatar
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Wistokin Simalia
Birthday:
Jun 11, 2024 (1 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 11, 2026 (274 days remaining)
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Character Biography
Excerpt from the Book of Bob
The Jove
And The Nameless God of the Hidden Places looked at the new world and saw the Jove among Mankind and was pleased. And The Nameless God of the Hidden Places said to the Jove “Make sacrifices to me and pay me homage in your ways and remember me always and I shall favor you. Be my hand of flesh among the beings of Mankind to do my will and I shall give you advantage in capability and I shall give you dominion over the other races of Mankind and you will become immortal.” And the Jove asked “What shall we call you? Our god is owed a name.”
And The Nameless God of the Hidden Places spoke the name he wished to be called. And the name was not a sound heard by the ears but in the being. And the Jove made a name that sounded as near the sound as their tongues would make.
And the Jove said to The Nameless God of the Hidden Places “You are Bob.” And the Jove made sacrifices to Bob and paid homage in their ways and they paid homage in death and blood and the Jove waged war and the Jove destroyed material things. And Bob saw that it was good.
And Bob led the Jove to discover the keys to immortality saying “Give this to no others.”
And a time passed and the Jove became obsessed by their advantage and thought of technology and sacred Destruction and sacrifices faded from their minds and Bob faded from their thoughts and the Jove stopped paying homage to Bob.
And Bob was angry and he said to the Jove “You have forsaken me and stopped paying homage to me in your ways. You have forgotten the sacred Destruction and put me from your minds. You have forsaken me and are not worthy of my favor. I shall find others of Mankind and they shall be my Chosen and they will receive my favor.”
And Bob commanded the Jove to give the keys of immortality to the other races of Mankind. And the Jove disobeyed saying “We shall not give the keys of immortality. We shall keep the keys for ourselves. We are strong and we are immortal and we are your hand of flesh and we shall not give the keys as we control your hand.”
The Book of Bob, The Jove, Part 2
The Jove
And The Nameless God of the Hidden Places looked at the new world and saw the Jove among Mankind and was pleased. And The Nameless God of the Hidden Places said to the Jove “Make sacrifices to me and pay me homage in your ways and remember me always and I shall favor you. Be my hand of flesh among the beings of Mankind to do my will and I shall give you advantage in capability and I shall give you dominion over the other races of Mankind and you will become immortal.” And the Jove asked “What shall we call you? Our god is owed a name.”
And The Nameless God of the Hidden Places spoke the name he wished to be called. And the name was not a sound heard by the ears but in the being. And the Jove made a name that sounded as near the sound as their tongues would make.
And the Jove said to The Nameless God of the Hidden Places “You are Bob.” And the Jove made sacrifices to Bob and paid homage in their ways and they paid homage in death and blood and the Jove waged war and the Jove destroyed material things. And Bob saw that it was good.
And Bob led the Jove to discover the keys to immortality saying “Give this to no others.”
And a time passed and the Jove became obsessed by their advantage and thought of technology and sacred Destruction and sacrifices faded from their minds and Bob faded from their thoughts and the Jove stopped paying homage to Bob.
And Bob was angry and he said to the Jove “You have forsaken me and stopped paying homage to me in your ways. You have forgotten the sacred Destruction and put me from your minds. You have forsaken me and are not worthy of my favor. I shall find others of Mankind and they shall be my Chosen and they will receive my favor.”
And Bob commanded the Jove to give the keys of immortality to the other races of Mankind. And the Jove disobeyed saying “We shall not give the keys of immortality. We shall keep the keys for ourselves. We are strong and we are immortal and we are your hand of flesh and we shall not give the keys as we control your hand.”
The Book of Bob, The Jove, Part 2