Elaoutiras Maken

Greetings, capsuleers! I’m the guy in Jita who’s here to make your trading experience less painful than flying a rookie ship into a null-sec bubble. You know, the one who doesn’t treat your hard-earned ISK like it’s Monopoly money.

Got a shiny ship collecting dust in your hangar? Maybe that pimped-out Rattlesnake you’re too scared to lose, or that blingy Astero you used exactly once before realizing exploration isn’t your thing? Bring it to me! I’ll take it off your hands for a price that won’t make you question your life choices. No lowballing, no scams, just cold, hard ISK (or warm, if you prefer).

Why do I buy shiny ships? Because I have a problem. A beautiful, glittering problem. My hangar is a monument to over-engineered, overpriced spaceships, and I’m not ashamed of it. From gold-plated Atron abominations to Titans with more neon than a Caldari nightclub, I want them all. And I’m willing to pay you a decent price to feed my obsession.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with traders who smell like burnt capacitor coils and broken dreams, come find me in Jita. I’m the guy with the big wallet, the bigger smile, and an unhealthy love for all things shiny. Let’s make a deal—because in a universe full of pirates, scammers, and people who still think mining is fun, fair deals are the real unicorns.

Elaoutiras Maken: Buying your shiny ships so you don’t have to lose them like the rest of us.

Disclaimer: If your ship isn’t shiny, I’ll still buy it. But I’ll probably ask if you’ve considered a career in mining.