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\U0001fa90 FARGLEVERSE MANIFESTO v2.0
Codified by Gart Fargle, Overseer of All Garfling Operations

\U0001f524 Lexicon of Glarf\xe9
- Targ = Asteroid
- Garfler = Miner
- Glarge = Hauler
- Glarf = Attacker, Healer, or sometimes Miner
- Garfle = The act of doing—contextual verb for any operation
- Garfling Targs = Mining asteroids
- Farg Targling = Hauling mined ore
- Greg = Dumb, slow, fat. Dont be like Greg.

\U0001f6e0️ Unit Doctrine and Lore
- Gart Fargle (Pilot - Michael): Overseer
> Silent, unkillable, and deeply smug
- Farg Targler (Orca): Command ship, tank wall, belt anchor
> The unbreakable fargler of the targ belt
- Targ Garfler (Covetor): Primary miner of targs
> Garfles the targs with reckless abandon
- Raft Glarge (Miasmos/Kryos): Transports garfled goods to station
> Rafts the garfled targs with quiet dignity
- Targ Fargler (Porpoise): Hybrid support miner & belt coordinator
> Garfles targs but in a fargley way
- Rat Glarfer (Frigate/Destroyer): Clears rats (NPC pirates) from belts
> Glarfs the rats so the targs may be garfled
- Greg (Obelisk): ???
> Slappable. Shameful.


\U0001f9e0 Behavioral Doctrine
- Be smug, not dead
- Glarf with purpose
- Do not be Greg
- All garfling is sacred
- The belt is the altar

\U0001f4dc Deployment Options
- Corp Bulletin: Post under “Operational Lore & Belt Conduct”
- Alliance Charter: Include in “Cultural Doctrine & Role Taxonomy”
- In-Game MOTD: Condense to key lexicon + behavioral code
- Recruitment Poster: “Join the Garfling. Except for Greg. Go away Greg.”