Caldari
Achura
5.01
Last Active:
about 9 hours ago
Birthday:
Mar 13, 2007 (18 years old)
Next Birthday:
Mar 13, 2026 (184 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
828
Losses
99
Efficiency
89.3%
Danger Ratio
89.3%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
307.52B ISK
ISK Lost
7.89B ISK
ISK Efficiency
97.5%
ISK Balance
299.63B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
6
Solo Losses
32
Solo Kill Ratio
0.7%
Solo Efficiency
15.8%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
4
NPC Loss Ratio
4.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
High
Character Biography
0:14 Just.... wow
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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