Character: Markus Crasius
Minmatar
Sebiestor
-1.58
Last Active:
almost 5 years ago
Birthday:
Mar 11, 2009 (16 years old)
Next Birthday:
Mar 11, 2026 (181 days remaining)
Corporation: Mongolian Cheese Farmers

Combat Metrics

Kills
4,473
Losses
345
Efficiency
92.8%
Danger Ratio
0.9%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
1544.19B ISK
ISK Lost
57.25B ISK
ISK Efficiency
96.4%
ISK Balance
1486.94B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
242
Solo Losses
111
Solo Kill Ratio
5.4%
Solo Efficiency
68.6%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
37
NPC Loss Ratio
10.7
Avg. Kills/Day
0.7
Activity
Low

Character Biography

DON't Mind Me, I'm Just Teabagging...... ツ Ⓑ ♧ ₦₨
According to stastics released by "Pend Insurance Inc" 23% of ship losses are due to AFK Masturbation, their CEO released the following statement:

"LOG BEFORE YOU FLOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


[18:53:58] Aurous Victoirespere > y u hefta be mad?
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ


You know you play EVE too much

When you get into a fight on the Street and you start orbiting the guy shouting "get points" while volleying punches.

When you hit an old man around the head since he's obviously been around since 03 and might have some sweet faction loot and call it a suicide gank.

When you keep 55km away from your girlfriend to avoid aggro.

When a guy you don't know is getting beaten up you run up to him, punch him and run off, screaming i'll be on the kill mail.

"GO HARD OR GO HOME"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IbwgnfIW_Y

Stats (90d)