Caldari
Achura
5.01
Shiva Caldacan
Last Active:
over 5 years ago
Birthday:
Aug 11, 2006 (19 years old)
Next Birthday:
Aug 11, 2026 (334 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
689
Losses
165
Efficiency
80.7%
Danger Ratio
0.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
250.18B ISK
ISK Lost
20.76B ISK
ISK Efficiency
92.3%
ISK Balance
229.42B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
32
Solo Losses
51
Solo Kill Ratio
4.6%
Solo Efficiency
38.6%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
10
NPC Loss Ratio
6.1
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
In the Beginning we were all fish..... ok.... swimming around in the ocean.
Then one day one of the fish had a retard baby....... and it was allowed to live because it was different.
Then that baby went on to have more retard babies until one day a retard baby climbed out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something. Creating a mutant fish frog.
Then that mutant fish frog had butt sex with a monkey. Making a Monkey fish squirrel. Then that monkey had butt sex with this monkey and this monkey had butt sex with that monkey, AND THAT MADE YOU!
So there you go. You are the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. CONGRATULATIONS!
Then one day one of the fish had a retard baby....... and it was allowed to live because it was different.
Then that baby went on to have more retard babies until one day a retard baby climbed out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something. Creating a mutant fish frog.
Then that mutant fish frog had butt sex with a monkey. Making a Monkey fish squirrel. Then that monkey had butt sex with this monkey and this monkey had butt sex with that monkey, AND THAT MADE YOU!
So there you go. You are the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel. CONGRATULATIONS!