Character: Pineapple Muffinman
Caldari
Civire
0.07

Pineapple Muffinman

Last Active:
9 months ago
Birthday:
May 5, 2005 (20 years old)
Next Birthday:
May 5, 2026 (236 days remaining)
Corporation: Task Force 641
Alliance: Empyrean Edict

Combat Metrics

Kills
1,444
Losses
160
Efficiency
90.0%
Danger Ratio
7.1%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
1006.19B ISK
ISK Lost
25.77B ISK
ISK Efficiency
97.5%
ISK Balance
980.42B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
156
Solo Losses
50
Solo Kill Ratio
10.8%
Solo Efficiency
75.7%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
10
NPC Loss Ratio
6.3
Avg. Kills/Day
0.2
Activity
Medium

Character Biography

For mine own good, all causes shall give way.
- Macbeth

As the muffins in the oven were ready to be infused with the bluberry residiue I was dancing with the corpse of a certain gravy covered flamingo. My life started when I was born in a dumpster to a half-breed dog/yetti man. After the birth I was then sold to a scientist for two bottles of sweet and sour sauce and a spoonful of salt. From this point on I lived a life of solitude, my only company was the scientist which brought me my food, and my ovens.

Pain Iradlac > where the hell did you guys come up with muffinmen?
cHeRrY MuFfInMan > while cranberry was eating breakfast
cHeRrY MuFfInMan > he shoved the muffin up his ass and called himself a muffinman
cHeRrY MuFfInMan > and poof the muffinfactory was born

Stats (90d)