Character: Major Dysfunktion
Minmatar
Brutor
-3.18

Major Dysfunktion

Last Active:
6 months ago
Birthday:
Feb 18, 2010 (15 years old)
Next Birthday:
Feb 18, 2026 (104 days remaining)
Corporation: Into Oblivion.
Alliance: Fraternity.

Combat Metrics

Kills
1,815
Losses
98
Efficiency
94.9%
Danger Ratio
9.4%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
3407.12B ISK
ISK Lost
10.20B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.7%
ISK Balance
3396.91B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
11
Solo Losses
22
Solo Kill Ratio
0.6%
Solo Efficiency
33.3%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
3
NPC Loss Ratio
3.1
Avg. Kills/Day
0.3
Activity
Medium

Character Biography


Yes, I fly Minmatar ships because Minmatar ships don't die, They just split into smaller Minmatar ships when they take enough damage!


☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠
- Shields are like clothes, they must come off.
- Armor is like a penis, it performs better while hardened.
- Structure is like a vagina, once you're in it - You're fucked!
☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠


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█████░░░Attempting to Give A Damn! ░░░░░░║ (25%)
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BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It.


Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I`ll kill you with it
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range...

Stats (90d)