Caldari
Deteis
-7.57
The Mittani
Last Active:
5 months ago
Birthday:
Jun 8, 2005 (20 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 8, 2026 (272 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
1,051
Losses
782
Efficiency
57.3%
Danger Ratio
9.6%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
2538.38B ISK
ISK Lost
36.73B ISK
ISK Efficiency
98.6%
ISK Balance
2501.65B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
22
Solo Losses
638
Solo Kill Ratio
2.1%
Solo Efficiency
3.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
26
NPC Loss Ratio
3.3
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Medium
Character Biography
So Mittens is definitely a sociopath. If you've ever been around him for any reasonable period of time, it's super obvious. He has this peculiar mannerism where he watches people's faces during a conversation, lingering on each one (if it's a group) for a very specific period of time, like a machine. The way he talks to people is extremely manipulative of their emotions, almost as if calculated. He's absolutely the worst person I've ever met, and I regret defending him.
He's definitely a smart guy, but he's so manipulative of the people around him (the only thing he's good at) that I don't want anything to do with him anymore.
Being around him in a social setting is definitely a battle of wills.
He usually wallowed in pleasure, disappearing for months at a time while ostensibly working out some ad deal.
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Something Awful needs to be shut down by the FBI and its various brigades across the internet too, their brigade in Eve is just one of them. The goons in Eve are a weird insular cult of internet trolls that do fucked up shit in and out of game specifically to upset people, like desecrate graves of actual people in the in-game system of Molea. That's uncool, but the actual crimes are above my paygrade, and are a criminal matter. Unfortunately the IRL FBI isn't like they're portrayed in movies, they're more akin to the bumbling overworked lawyer who keeps dropping all his papers, and don't even have the resources to investigate nazis crossing state lines to murder people, so a gang of psychopathic white guys involved via racketeering in relatively low-impact cybercrime don't really show up on the radar. Maybe if they started using the dark net to smuggle little girls and heroin they would get busted a few years from now. So until then we all just have to deal with "beep beep imma jeep" and other antisocial behavior the goons have a word for ("goonfuckery") because they need a word for when their personality disorders go brrr.
He's definitely a smart guy, but he's so manipulative of the people around him (the only thing he's good at) that I don't want anything to do with him anymore.
Being around him in a social setting is definitely a battle of wills.
He usually wallowed in pleasure, disappearing for months at a time while ostensibly working out some ad deal.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Something Awful needs to be shut down by the FBI and its various brigades across the internet too, their brigade in Eve is just one of them. The goons in Eve are a weird insular cult of internet trolls that do fucked up shit in and out of game specifically to upset people, like desecrate graves of actual people in the in-game system of Molea. That's uncool, but the actual crimes are above my paygrade, and are a criminal matter. Unfortunately the IRL FBI isn't like they're portrayed in movies, they're more akin to the bumbling overworked lawyer who keeps dropping all his papers, and don't even have the resources to investigate nazis crossing state lines to murder people, so a gang of psychopathic white guys involved via racketeering in relatively low-impact cybercrime don't really show up on the radar. Maybe if they started using the dark net to smuggle little girls and heroin they would get busted a few years from now. So until then we all just have to deal with "beep beep imma jeep" and other antisocial behavior the goons have a word for ("goonfuckery") because they need a word for when their personality disorders go brrr.