Character: AlphaClient
Gallente
Intaki
5.01

AlphaClient

Last Active:
almost 6 years ago
Birthday:
Jul 5, 2008 (17 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jul 5, 2026 (296 days remaining)
Corporation: Aliastra

Combat Metrics

Kills
1,070
Losses
98
Efficiency
91.6%
Danger Ratio
0.9%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
802.21B ISK
ISK Lost
7.33B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.1%
ISK Balance
794.88B ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
50
Solo Losses
51
Solo Kill Ratio
4.7%
Solo Efficiency
49.5%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
16
NPC Loss Ratio
16.3
Avg. Kills/Day
0.2
Activity
Low

Character Biography


uɐıssnɹ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʇnq ʎɹɹos

SHIELDS ARE LIKE CLOTHES, THEY COME OFF FIRST...
ARMOR IS LIKE A PENIS, IT WORKS BETTER WHEN HARDENED...
STRUCTURE IS LIKE PUSSY, ONCE YOU'RE IN IT, YOU'RE FUCKED!!!

When your ship gets blown to bits
And you lose your Faction fits
\\☻/ Don't worry ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Be Happy \\☻/


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What's a gyno and pizza boy have in common? Both smell the goods but don't eat it. Whats a necrophiliac got in common with a fur trapper? They both hunt for dead beaver.

Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

The Internet: Where the Girls are Guys, the men are little boys and the little girls are FBI agents

Funny toons I have seen:

bj artist

Stats (90d)