Gallente
Gallente
4.90
Cyrano D'Bushwhack
Last Active:
almost 10 years ago
Birthday:
Jan 1, 1970 (55 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 1, 2026 (111 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
3,558
Losses
197
Efficiency
94.8%
Danger Ratio
0.9%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
1495.76B ISK
ISK Lost
26.65B ISK
ISK Efficiency
98.2%
ISK Balance
1469.12B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
39
Solo Losses
37
Solo Kill Ratio
1.1%
Solo Efficiency
51.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
10
NPC Loss Ratio
5.1
Avg. Kills/Day
0.2
Activity
Low
Character Biography
The son of famed Gallente sculptor/painter Gerard D'Bushwhack and his more famous paramour, Antionette D'Amour, Cyrano was exposed to his parents' art at an early age.
Exposed, is rather appropriate, considering his mother is the acknowledged queen of the interactive sexual holoplay!
Who could forget "Antionette gets Wet!"?
She later received great acclaim for her translation of the ancient flat vids, the "Star Wars" trilogies. Who among us, after all, was not aroused, and yet, confused, by the menage a quattre between Ham, Luc, Lay-me and Chewy?
The third major influence on the young Cyrano, was his mother's brother, Francois. His embezzlement and subsequent disappearance, nearly toppled the prestigous Banc du Franc.
Later, it was rumored that he had joined the Serpentis pirates.
Cyrano, coming of age, made off with his trust fund, purchased an Incursus and disappeared.
Exposed, is rather appropriate, considering his mother is the acknowledged queen of the interactive sexual holoplay!
Who could forget "Antionette gets Wet!"?
She later received great acclaim for her translation of the ancient flat vids, the "Star Wars" trilogies. Who among us, after all, was not aroused, and yet, confused, by the menage a quattre between Ham, Luc, Lay-me and Chewy?
The third major influence on the young Cyrano, was his mother's brother, Francois. His embezzlement and subsequent disappearance, nearly toppled the prestigous Banc du Franc.
Later, it was rumored that he had joined the Serpentis pirates.
Cyrano, coming of age, made off with his trust fund, purchased an Incursus and disappeared.