Bwian

Some things in EVE are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on EVE’S gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of EVE...
Always look on the light side of EVE...
If EVE seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to ROAM and CAMP and BLOW THINGS UP and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...Always look on the bright side of EVE...
Always look on the light side of EVE...
For EVE is quite absurd
And SCADLING PASS the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your RAGOONS - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of WAR
Just before you draw your terminal breath
EVE a piece of shit
When you