Character: Don XhyrUs
Caldari
Civire
3.53
Last Active:
over 6 years ago
Birthday:
Dec 28, 2010 (14 years old)
Next Birthday:
Dec 28, 2025 (107 days remaining)
Corporation: Dutch Freelance Corp

Combat Metrics

Kills
10
Losses
16
Efficiency
38.5%
Danger Ratio
0.4%

ISK Metrics

ISK Killed
0 ISK
ISK Lost
3.37B ISK
ISK Efficiency
0.0%
ISK Balance
-3,366,699,826 ISK

Solo Activity

Solo Kills
0
Solo Losses
6
Solo Kill Ratio
0.0%
Solo Efficiency
0.0%

Other Metrics

NPC Losses
1
NPC Loss Ratio
6.3
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Minimal

Character Biography

XhyrUs Made in Holland

ಠ_ಠ

Hello my name is XhyrUs and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my ho 'cause she fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid Funky Fried
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always strokin' my own Wookiee
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Cookie

I'm not black like Barry White
No, I am white like frank black is
So if man is five and the devil is six
Than that must make me seven
This honkey's gone to heaven
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well

I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood and i have no problem with going out the same way! HARDELUL!

Stats (90d)