Caldari
Civire
4.15
EthanMay
Last Active:
over 7 years ago
Birthday:
Jan 8, 2011 (14 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 8, 2026 (121 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
55
Losses
101
Efficiency
35.3%
Danger Ratio
0.4%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
11.70B ISK
ISK Lost
15.09B ISK
ISK Efficiency
43.7%
ISK Balance
-3,393,837,640 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
5
Solo Losses
51
Solo Kill Ratio
9.1%
Solo Efficiency
8.9%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
10
NPC Loss Ratio
9.9
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
I don't know whether people are being ironic or serious with this shit anymore, so I just assume they're all idiots.
My SpaceShip makes Vegas look like Newark. Women dress as lizards. Dancing is cutthroat and dangerous. The music is loud, sensual, sexual and sexy. The Women though reptilian, are hot like sexy capitalist pigs that know their way around a deck of turntables and like to fuck..
I’m just an ingenious motherfucker making money on ideas, full of Caldari ingenuity and trying to conduct sensible business. For fuck's sake, I’m trickling down the wealth! The lobsters are for earners. TOP EARNERS! This is how I motivate people, this is perfectly vital to our business! As John Maynard Keynes would say, this is how the civilized go to war.
My SpaceShip makes Vegas look like Newark. Women dress as lizards. Dancing is cutthroat and dangerous. The music is loud, sensual, sexual and sexy. The Women though reptilian, are hot like sexy capitalist pigs that know their way around a deck of turntables and like to fuck..
I’m just an ingenious motherfucker making money on ideas, full of Caldari ingenuity and trying to conduct sensible business. For fuck's sake, I’m trickling down the wealth! The lobsters are for earners. TOP EARNERS! This is how I motivate people, this is perfectly vital to our business! As John Maynard Keynes would say, this is how the civilized go to war.