Gallente
Gallente
0.13
Dimitri Drakonos
Last Active:
about 2 years ago
Birthday:
Feb 25, 2011 (14 years old)
Next Birthday:
Feb 25, 2026 (167 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
0
Losses
9
Efficiency
0.0%
Danger Ratio
0.0%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
0 ISK
ISK Lost
7.90B ISK
ISK Efficiency
0.0%
ISK Balance
-7,904,708,616 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
0
Solo Losses
4
Solo Kill Ratio
0%
Solo Efficiency
0.0%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
There was a Caldari pilot, a Gallente pilot and a Damsel sitting together in
an InterBus shuttle going through Essence. The shuttle's pilot made an apologetic
announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods
of time during their journey.
Right on cue, the shuttle lights went out and it was completely dark.
Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud *SLAP*. When
the lights came back on, the Damsel and the Caldari pilot were sitting as if nothing
had happened, and the Gallente had a nasty red slap mark on his face.
The Gallente guy was thinking: "The Caldari fella must have kissed the Damsel and
she missed him and slapped me instead."
The Damsel was thinking: "The Gallente fella must have tried to kiss me and actually
kissed the Caldari fella and got slapped for it."
The Caldari pilot was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out,
I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Gallente guy again."
an InterBus shuttle going through Essence. The shuttle's pilot made an apologetic
announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods
of time during their journey.
Right on cue, the shuttle lights went out and it was completely dark.
Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud *SLAP*. When
the lights came back on, the Damsel and the Caldari pilot were sitting as if nothing
had happened, and the Gallente had a nasty red slap mark on his face.
The Gallente guy was thinking: "The Caldari fella must have kissed the Damsel and
she missed him and slapped me instead."
The Damsel was thinking: "The Gallente fella must have tried to kiss me and actually
kissed the Caldari fella and got slapped for it."
The Caldari pilot was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out,
I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Gallente guy again."