Gallente
Gallente
3.77
TheCustomer
Last Active:
13 days ago
Birthday:
Apr 30, 2011 (14 years old)
Next Birthday:
Apr 30, 2026 (176 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
412
Losses
189
Efficiency
68.6%
Danger Ratio
65.5%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
110.74B ISK
ISK Lost
26.39B ISK
ISK Efficiency
80.8%
ISK Balance
84.35B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
6
Solo Losses
52
Solo Kill Ratio
1.5%
Solo Efficiency
10.3%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
2
NPC Loss Ratio
1.1
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
High
Character Biography
Wiley E. Coyote
" Super Genius "
Joke of the Year
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry, he grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and proceeds to eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first.
" Super Genius "
Joke of the Year
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry, he grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and proceeds to eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first.