Banana Cat

I believe in Freedom, the freedon to frolick wildly in the meadows in my underpants, to float freely through the dark void of the cosmos with space dolphins, to eat bananas and drink strawberry flavoured milk morning noon and night.

I believe in Justice, when a bar advertising 2 for 1 mango cocktails does not deliver, I demand justice as I write a strongly worded letter to management. When two girls are kissing and I am left in the sidelines, I demand justice. When my last original glazed donut is taken from me, I demand justice.

I believe in Liberty, the right to wear or not wear clothes, the right to sing gayly in the shower, the right to drink a glass of champagne instead of beer at a football game. The right to stand infront of a heater during a hot summers day. The right to speak gibberish all day long and walk west for no particular reason at all.

I am Gallente.