Amarr
Amarr
-1.48
Comander Zurak
Last Active:
over 1 year ago
Birthday:
Jun 28, 2008 (17 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jun 28, 2026 (235 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
2,711
Losses
111
Efficiency
96.1%
Danger Ratio
1.0%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
5488.23B ISK
ISK Lost
8.00B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.9%
ISK Balance
5480.23B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
25
Solo Losses
27
Solo Kill Ratio
0.9%
Solo Efficiency
48.1%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
1
NPC Loss Ratio
0.9
Avg. Kills/Day
0.4
Activity
Low
Character Biography
I think it was Donald Mainstock, the great amateur squash player who pointed out how lovely I was. Until that time I think it was safe to say that I had never really been aware of my own timeless brand of loveliness. But his words smote me, because of course you see, I am lovely, in a fluffy moist kind of way and who would have it otherwise? I walk, let’s be splendid about this, in a lightly scented cloud of gorgeousness that isn't far short of being quite simply terrific. The secret of smooth almost shiny loveliness, of the order of which we are discussing, in this simple, frank, creamy soft way, doesn't reside in oils, unguents, balms, ointments, creams, astringents, milks, moisturizers, liniments, lubricants, embrocations or balsams, to be rather divine for just one noble moment, it resides, and I mean this in a pink slightly special way, in ones attitude of mind.
To be gorgeous, and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, all you have to do is believe that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely.
And I believe it of myself, tremulously at first and then with rousing heat and passion, because, stopping off for a second to be super again, I’m so often told it.
That’s the secret really.
Mittani Storytime
To be gorgeous, and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely, all you have to do is believe that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and fluffy and moist and sticky and lovely.
And I believe it of myself, tremulously at first and then with rousing heat and passion, because, stopping off for a second to be super again, I’m so often told it.
That’s the secret really.
Mittani Storytime