Minmatar
Sebiestor
0.97
Zone Chiestor
Last Active:
over 10 years ago
Birthday:
Nov 24, 2011 (13 years old)
Next Birthday:
Nov 24, 2025 (73 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
43
Losses
59
Efficiency
42.2%
Danger Ratio
0.4%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
443.35B ISK
ISK Lost
2.26B ISK
ISK Efficiency
99.5%
ISK Balance
441.09B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
1
Solo Losses
23
Solo Kill Ratio
2.3%
Solo Efficiency
4.2%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
1
NPC Loss Ratio
1.7
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
A wise man once said: 'flying Minmatar is like riding rusty armchairs down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap. Get it right.
Now, Amarr cleans it up a bit. Instead of uzis, Theres flashlights! Not only that is they put some camouflage on the rust so that it blends in with the sunlight. Now for some reason, paint is really heavy and since we put air conditioner filters over the exhaust that same bank of V8 Diesels is having a bit of trouble.
Trust rust
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.
Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap. Get it right.
Now, Amarr cleans it up a bit. Instead of uzis, Theres flashlights! Not only that is they put some camouflage on the rust so that it blends in with the sunlight. Now for some reason, paint is really heavy and since we put air conditioner filters over the exhaust that same bank of V8 Diesels is having a bit of trouble.
Trust rust