Caldari
Civire
4.87
Lyra Jedran
Last Active:
about 3 years ago
Birthday:
Jan 1, 1970 (55 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 1, 2026 (112 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
1,442
Losses
122
Efficiency
92.2%
Danger Ratio
0.9%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
866.40B ISK
ISK Lost
52.93B ISK
ISK Efficiency
94.2%
ISK Balance
813.47B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
54
Solo Losses
39
Solo Kill Ratio
3.7%
Solo Efficiency
58.1%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
6
NPC Loss Ratio
4.9
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Low
Character Biography
Your corporation is vastly inferior
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our FC really has the Midas touch
Our pilots are fast and strong and brave
And your guys, eh, not so much
In fact we’ve fought corps across J-space
And you’re the worst one we’ve come across
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
You see there’s us (We’re great)
And then there’s you (You suck)
We’re really, really great (Really great)
In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, we’re not that great
But nevertheless, you suck
Your fleet will soon suffer swift defeat
That theory’s backed by empirical evidence
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense
What’s the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow
So why don’t you save us all some time
And give up now (You suck!)
That simple fact is plainly obvious to see
We’re gonna kick your collective posterior
Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively
Our stats are thoroughly impressive
Our FC really has the Midas touch
Our pilots are fast and strong and brave
And your guys, eh, not so much
In fact we’ve fought corps across J-space
And you’re the worst one we’ve come across
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss
Oh, and if somehow we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
We’re great (We’re great)
And you suck (You suck)
You see there’s us (We’re great)
And then there’s you (You suck)
We’re really, really great (Really great)
In contrast, you really suck (Really suck)
Okay, full disclosure, we’re not that great
But nevertheless, you suck
Your fleet will soon suffer swift defeat
That theory’s backed by empirical evidence
We’re gonna grind up your guys into burger meat
Again, of course, we’re speaking in the figurative sense
What’s the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you’re gonna lose anyhow
So why don’t you save us all some time
And give up now (You suck!)