Caldari
Civire
4.45
Wirespeed91
Last Active:
over 3 years ago
Birthday:
Aug 26, 2006 (19 years old)
Next Birthday:
Aug 26, 2026 (350 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
3,055
Losses
259
Efficiency
92.2%
Danger Ratio
0.9%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
3532.03B ISK
ISK Lost
50.26B ISK
ISK Efficiency
98.6%
ISK Balance
3481.77B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
48
Solo Losses
60
Solo Kill Ratio
1.6%
Solo Efficiency
44.4%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
9
NPC Loss Ratio
3.5
Avg. Kills/Day
0.4
Activity
Low
Character Biography
Kill: Ireina Dallocort (Nyx)
Kill: Major Suicide (Ragnarok)
A Caldari man, a Gallente man and an Amarr woman are all on an Interbus shuttle. The pilot gets on the speaker and tells them "Hi folks! just so you're aware, we're experiencing intermittent capacitor problems. The lights in the passenger compartment might fail briefly. Please don't be alarmed when it happens."
Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serves him right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"
The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"
Kill: Major Suicide (Ragnarok)
A Caldari man, a Gallente man and an Amarr woman are all on an Interbus shuttle. The pilot gets on the speaker and tells them "Hi folks! just so you're aware, we're experiencing intermittent capacitor problems. The lights in the passenger compartment might fail briefly. Please don't be alarmed when it happens."
Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serves him right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"
The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"