Minmatar
Sebiestor
0.00
Serenity Katelo
Last Active:
25 days ago
Birthday:
Aug 16, 2012 (13 years old)
Next Birthday:
Aug 16, 2026 (284 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
652
Losses
142
Efficiency
82.1%
Danger Ratio
68.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
432.95B ISK
ISK Lost
12.53B ISK
ISK Efficiency
97.2%
ISK Balance
420.43B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
110
Solo Losses
57
Solo Kill Ratio
16.9%
Solo Efficiency
65.9%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
13
NPC Loss Ratio
9.2
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
High
Character Biography
My friend, this is EVE, as it's a space oriented game, they couldn't have trolls. We have Caldari.
Shields are like clothes, the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis, works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina, once you're in it, you're fucked.
Welcome to EVE Online. If you aren't already thinking of ways to injure or at least minorly inconvenience other players, you have a lot of catching up to do.
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A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow. Must have rolls of duck tape for repars after the ride.
Shields are like clothes, the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis, works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina, once you're in it, you're fucked.
Welcome to EVE Online. If you aren't already thinking of ways to injure or at least minorly inconvenience other players, you have a lot of catching up to do.
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A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow. Must have rolls of duck tape for repars after the ride.