Gallente
Intaki
0.14
Ashley Benoi Thessia
Last Active:
almost 8 years ago
Birthday:
Jan 1, 1970 (55 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 1, 2026 (112 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
3
Losses
47
Efficiency
6.0%
Danger Ratio
0.1%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
17.04B ISK
ISK Lost
6.42B ISK
ISK Efficiency
72.7%
ISK Balance
10.63B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
0
Solo Losses
40
Solo Kill Ratio
0.0%
Solo Efficiency
0.0%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
4
NPC Loss Ratio
8.5
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
Irish wristwatch
A man comes home from a long hard day at work, slowly opening the door hoping he doesn't break the door because he's a turd burger and can't fix the door. Anyways, he opens the door and enters his domain. Once in his house he looks for the pack of doritos he was saving for this very occasion. But, to his dismay someone has eaten his doritos. He asks his wife, the only other person in the house.
"Who has eaten my doritos?"
The wife responds, "I have dear."
The wife then lets out an audible fart. The room starts to smell of burnt egg nog. The man grabs his wife in rage, pins her down and starts smelling her butthole.
"THIS IS MY DORITOS CALL FOR HELP!" the man screams while sniffing and biting chunks of flesh out of his wifes butt hole. He then exclaims.
"If I can't eat my doritos then I'll save them from your digestive track!"
The wife in tears says with her final breathe. "I gotta take a dump."
The man eats through that as well.
The end.
A man comes home from a long hard day at work, slowly opening the door hoping he doesn't break the door because he's a turd burger and can't fix the door. Anyways, he opens the door and enters his domain. Once in his house he looks for the pack of doritos he was saving for this very occasion. But, to his dismay someone has eaten his doritos. He asks his wife, the only other person in the house.
"Who has eaten my doritos?"
The wife responds, "I have dear."
The wife then lets out an audible fart. The room starts to smell of burnt egg nog. The man grabs his wife in rage, pins her down and starts smelling her butthole.
"THIS IS MY DORITOS CALL FOR HELP!" the man screams while sniffing and biting chunks of flesh out of his wifes butt hole. He then exclaims.
"If I can't eat my doritos then I'll save them from your digestive track!"
The wife in tears says with her final breathe. "I gotta take a dump."
The man eats through that as well.
The end.