Caldari
Civire
4.87
Penelope Anne Drizkowski
Last Active:
over 10 years ago
Birthday:
Jan 3, 2013 (12 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 3, 2026 (58 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
1
Losses
20
Efficiency
4.8%
Danger Ratio
0.0%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
7.12M ISK
ISK Lost
854.60M ISK
ISK Efficiency
0.8%
ISK Balance
-847,474,262 ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
0
Solo Losses
12
Solo Kill Ratio
0.0%
Solo Efficiency
0.0%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
0
NPC Loss Ratio
0.0
Avg. Kills/Day
0.0
Activity
Minimal
Character Biography
PENNY DREADFUL!
As I've said, dude, now that I have Mushy Snugglebites and Felicia Sexop, it is only a matter of time until I find a n00b to use these beauties against. Also, I require a new ventilator... this pod smells of bacon. Bacon is for sycophants, and products of incest.
IF YOU'RE NOT a mate, or even of close facial symmetry, then you'll HAVE to STAY AWAY or meet these fiiiiine-ass ladies.
Otherwise, you can bring me Darky-Doo's autograph. She's my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE EDEN, the only one impressive enough that my loins skitter forth from retirement. Oh c'mon, don’t give me that "overshare" face! I'm joking, noone want it (expect herself)!
SO... in order to keep our social engagement to a minimum:
☠ my research is going swimmingly
☠ my psychoses notwithstanding
☠ AND I require nothing else from you
Other than that you please stay a safe distance away from me. I am known to bite.
Booze, Boobs & Bombs
Wanna a pic, sweetheart? ❤
As I've said, dude, now that I have Mushy Snugglebites and Felicia Sexop, it is only a matter of time until I find a n00b to use these beauties against. Also, I require a new ventilator... this pod smells of bacon. Bacon is for sycophants, and products of incest.
IF YOU'RE NOT a mate, or even of close facial symmetry, then you'll HAVE to STAY AWAY or meet these fiiiiine-ass ladies.
Otherwise, you can bring me Darky-Doo's autograph. She's my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE EDEN, the only one impressive enough that my loins skitter forth from retirement. Oh c'mon, don’t give me that "overshare" face! I'm joking, noone want it (expect herself)!
SO... in order to keep our social engagement to a minimum:
☠ my research is going swimmingly
☠ my psychoses notwithstanding
☠ AND I require nothing else from you
Other than that you please stay a safe distance away from me. I am known to bite.
Booze, Boobs & Bombs
Wanna a pic, sweetheart? ❤