Caldari
Civire
-3.15
Lodestone Toyee
Last Active:
about 1 month ago
Birthday:
Mar 13, 2013 (12 years old)
Next Birthday:
Mar 13, 2026 (183 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
3,967
Losses
280
Efficiency
93.4%
Danger Ratio
67.2%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
2477.43B ISK
ISK Lost
35.23B ISK
ISK Efficiency
98.6%
ISK Balance
2442.20B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
411
Solo Losses
86
Solo Kill Ratio
10.4%
Solo Efficiency
82.7%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
7
NPC Loss Ratio
2.5
Avg. Kills/Day
0.9
Activity
Very High
Character Biography
At yer service.
I have Core Scanner 1s out.
Recruitment Link Virgin
You play too much EVE when:
1. You get into a bar fight and you orbit them.
2. You get onto the highway and say *warp drive active*
3. You ask if you can get your paycheck in ISK.
4. Instead of saying "stop that man" you say "get points on him".
5. You have a car crash and you run away to avoid being podded.
6. You run out of groceries and go to buy more: You open your wallet and say to the clerk, "Lemme go kill a rat, im out of isk."
7. You get sick and you complain, "The capacitor is empty!"
8. You drive through a rough neighbourhood and constantly click scan on your radio to check for targets.
10. Your wife screams "rat in the bathroom" and you reply "what faction?"
11. You rush through a red light trying to avoid gatecampers.
12. You are not afraid of going to jail since you trained Criminal Connections V.
12. You ask your friends to X-up with what they are bringing to a party
13. When applying for a new job, you ask if the killboard is green.
14. When your friend needs to go to the airport, you offer to web him through the stoplights.
15. When a girl asks your Zodiac sign, you respond: "I trained Astrogeology V"
16. You always Drop the Blue Pill before you Crash into Exile.
17. You cannot put your cloak on because you are being targeted by someone.
18. You go to the cafe and order a BaconEgg&Cheese Azariel for breakfast
19. To cure your crippling autism, you invest in a Limited Social Adaptation Chip
EVE in 2025:
Orion Keppler > I think i spent more ISK on drugs than the entire enemy fleet.