Gallente
Gallente
-1.15
Wellard Funky
Last Active:
10 days ago
Birthday:
Jul 30, 2013 (12 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jul 30, 2026 (267 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
352
Losses
98
Efficiency
78.2%
Danger Ratio
76.1%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
92.78B ISK
ISK Lost
11.43B ISK
ISK Efficiency
89.0%
ISK Balance
81.35B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
47
Solo Losses
41
Solo Kill Ratio
13.4%
Solo Efficiency
53.4%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
14
NPC Loss Ratio
14.3
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Medium
Character Biography
I was born to a family of migrant ant farmers who raised me in a dugout made from cow dung and fed me every day on horses milk and droppings from the ant farm. My early childhood was a happy one and mostly consisted of playing in the roads using jumpers for goal posts and looking through the neighbours trash.
I went to school when I was 8 and stayed until I was 16 and studied advanced masturbation, ant milking and dog bothering.
My teacher Mr Hugewang Van Longendong said I was exceptionally gifted at dog bothering and that perhaps I should maybe look at cat wrangling or goldfish fingering. I came away from school with several qualifications outside of my main study group which included flatulance storage, toenail ordering and upwards gardening.
I now roam the stars practising everything that I learnt except that there are not many dogs or ants....so its mostly the masturbation, flatulance storage and toenail ordering.
I went to school when I was 8 and stayed until I was 16 and studied advanced masturbation, ant milking and dog bothering.
My teacher Mr Hugewang Van Longendong said I was exceptionally gifted at dog bothering and that perhaps I should maybe look at cat wrangling or goldfish fingering. I came away from school with several qualifications outside of my main study group which included flatulance storage, toenail ordering and upwards gardening.
I now roam the stars practising everything that I learnt except that there are not many dogs or ants....so its mostly the masturbation, flatulance storage and toenail ordering.