Gallente
Gallente
-1.15
Wellard Funky
Last Active:
15 days ago
Birthday:
Jul 30, 2013 (12 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jul 30, 2026 (322 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
332
Losses
97
Efficiency
77.4%
Danger Ratio
71.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
79.42B ISK
ISK Lost
11.43B ISK
ISK Efficiency
87.4%
ISK Balance
67.99B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
47
Solo Losses
40
Solo Kill Ratio
14.2%
Solo Efficiency
54.0%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
14
NPC Loss Ratio
14.4
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Medium
Character Biography
I was born to a family of migrant ant farmers who raised me in a dugout made from cow dung and fed me every day on horses milk and droppings from the ant farm. My early childhood was a happy one and mostly consisted of playing in the roads using jumpers for goal posts and looking through the neighbours trash.
I went to school when I was 8 and stayed until I was 16 and studied advanced masturbation, ant milking and dog bothering.
My teacher Mr Hugewang Van Longendong said I was exceptionally gifted at dog bothering and that perhaps I should maybe look at cat wrangling or goldfish fingering. I came away from school with several qualifications outside of my main study group which included flatulance storage, toenail ordering and upwards gardening.
I now roam the stars practising everything that I learnt except that there are not many dogs or ants....so its mostly the masturbation, flatulance storage and toenail ordering.
I went to school when I was 8 and stayed until I was 16 and studied advanced masturbation, ant milking and dog bothering.
My teacher Mr Hugewang Van Longendong said I was exceptionally gifted at dog bothering and that perhaps I should maybe look at cat wrangling or goldfish fingering. I came away from school with several qualifications outside of my main study group which included flatulance storage, toenail ordering and upwards gardening.
I now roam the stars practising everything that I learnt except that there are not many dogs or ants....so its mostly the masturbation, flatulance storage and toenail ordering.