Caldari
Deteis
5.01
Trooper Thorn
Last Active:
4 days ago
Birthday:
Aug 2, 2013 (12 years old)
Next Birthday:
Aug 2, 2026 (270 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
344
Losses
82
Efficiency
80.8%
Danger Ratio
80.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
406.09B ISK
ISK Lost
20.43B ISK
ISK Efficiency
95.2%
ISK Balance
385.66B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
5
Solo Losses
35
Solo Kill Ratio
1.5%
Solo Efficiency
12.5%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
13
NPC Loss Ratio
15.9
Avg. Kills/Day
0.1
Activity
Medium
Character Biography
A Prop's Testimony to a Back
Son, in this world there are scrums and in those scrums you need props. Are you willing to do it? As a prop, I have more responsibility than you can ever fathom.You use words like "drunk" and "out of shape"; those words are the very backbone of a life I spent drinking and partying in, and you use them as a punchline. You weep for your wings and centers, and curse the prop forward. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of knowing that the front row, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wins these games you play. Truth? You can't handle the truth, because deep down in places you dont talk about in your selection meetings, you want me in that scrum; you need me in that scrum. I neither have the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a back who scores on the very blanket of ball retention that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I wold rather you just bought me a beer and went on your way. Otherwise, GTFO.
Son, in this world there are scrums and in those scrums you need props. Are you willing to do it? As a prop, I have more responsibility than you can ever fathom.You use words like "drunk" and "out of shape"; those words are the very backbone of a life I spent drinking and partying in, and you use them as a punchline. You weep for your wings and centers, and curse the prop forward. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of knowing that the front row, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wins these games you play. Truth? You can't handle the truth, because deep down in places you dont talk about in your selection meetings, you want me in that scrum; you need me in that scrum. I neither have the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a back who scores on the very blanket of ball retention that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I wold rather you just bought me a beer and went on your way. Otherwise, GTFO.