Amarr
Amarr
-0.17
Maria Delas Mercedes
Last Active:
over 1 year ago
Birthday:
Jan 1, 1970 (55 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 1, 2026 (110 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
7,764
Losses
1,562
Efficiency
83.3%
Danger Ratio
0.8%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
2842.72B ISK
ISK Lost
580.17B ISK
ISK Efficiency
83.1%
ISK Balance
2262.55B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
1,575
Solo Losses
1,103
Solo Kill Ratio
20.3%
Solo Efficiency
58.8%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
7
NPC Loss Ratio
0.4
Avg. Kills/Day
0.4
Activity
Low
Character Biography
So, you're obviously the big dick...
...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.
There are two types of balls:
There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls.
These are your last words so make them a prayer.
Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...
...but they're not clever.
They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.
And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...
...and have brought your two little faggot balls along...
...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.
There's no pussy here...
...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick...
...you're having second thoughts.
You're shrinking.
And your two little balls are shrinking with you.
The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun...
...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle"...
...written on the side of mine...
...should precipitate...
...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now...
Fuck off
...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.
There are two types of balls:
There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls.
These are your last words so make them a prayer.
Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...
...but they're not clever.
They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.
And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...
...and have brought your two little faggot balls along...
...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.
There's no pussy here...
...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick...
...you're having second thoughts.
You're shrinking.
And your two little balls are shrinking with you.
The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun...
...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle"...
...written on the side of mine...
...should precipitate...
...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now...
Fuck off