Gallente
Gallente
-1.82
Nathan Ormande
Last Active:
over 9 years ago
Birthday:
May 24, 2014 (11 years old)
Next Birthday:
May 24, 2026 (256 days remaining)
Combat Metrics
Kills
2,320
Losses
898
Efficiency
72.1%
Danger Ratio
0.7%
ISK Metrics
ISK Killed
915.36B ISK
ISK Lost
21.80B ISK
ISK Efficiency
97.7%
ISK Balance
893.56B ISK
Solo Activity
Solo Kills
25
Solo Losses
351
Solo Kill Ratio
1.1%
Solo Efficiency
6.6%
Other Metrics
NPC Losses
31
NPC Loss Ratio
3.5
Avg. Kills/Day
0.6
Activity
Low
Character Biography
Spectre Fleet FC
Writer for EvENews24
Dear Mr.Ormande
We thank you for your interest in our work. Unfortunately though, we have no interest in your attached sketch entitled "A Breakthrough in Awesome Space Rockets, Now Give Me Some Money". We've long been aware of the science behind the reaction that occurs between Coke and Mentos, so believe us when we say that there's no practical use for it in our work - even if we did use "a shit load of Coke", as you so eloquently put it.
Regarding your application, if it can be called that, to become a "spaceman", we regret to inform you that we're not looking for anyone at this present time. Besides, it takes years of hard training to become an astronaut and is not, as you suggest, "...something so simple a chimp has done it". To learn more, we suggest you read up on your so called idol Buzz Aldrin, who we assume you were referring to when writing Buzz Lightyear.
Sincerely,
Steven Malkovich
Associate Administrator
NASA
Writer for EvENews24
Dear Mr.Ormande
We thank you for your interest in our work. Unfortunately though, we have no interest in your attached sketch entitled "A Breakthrough in Awesome Space Rockets, Now Give Me Some Money". We've long been aware of the science behind the reaction that occurs between Coke and Mentos, so believe us when we say that there's no practical use for it in our work - even if we did use "a shit load of Coke", as you so eloquently put it.
Regarding your application, if it can be called that, to become a "spaceman", we regret to inform you that we're not looking for anyone at this present time. Besides, it takes years of hard training to become an astronaut and is not, as you suggest, "...something so simple a chimp has done it". To learn more, we suggest you read up on your so called idol Buzz Aldrin, who we assume you were referring to when writing Buzz Lightyear.
Sincerely,
Steven Malkovich
Associate Administrator
NASA